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Brooks reveals Cameron thought ‘WTF’ meant Wow That’s Fantastic

Posted by Imp (#4) 377 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Former News International executive Rebekah Brooks has told the Leveson enquiry that texts from David Cameron were far more entertaining before someone told him what ‘WTF’ really stood for.
Giving evidence, she claimed that texts from the Prime Minister always provided a good chuckle around the News International offices.

She told the enquiry, “I remember texting him one day to tell him that .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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PM Blames Banking Crisis On Labour’s Prawn Offensive & Shellfish Bankers « Pride's Purge

Posted by TomPride1 (#2023) 456 days ago (http://tompride.wordpress.com)

PM Blames Banking Crisis On Labour’s Prawn Offensive & Shellfish Bankers.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Cameron to convince Scotland to vote for independence by arguing against it

Posted by Imp (#4) 462 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Prime Minister David Cameron is to use a speech in Edinburgh to convince Scotland to vote for independence by outlining why a posh Etonian thinks they shouldn’t.

Mr Cameron, who is about as popular in Scotland as exercise, is to launch what he calls a positive vision for the UK union despite making the speech in a country that couldn’t give the remotest shit what he thinks.
He will tell the S.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Jury Sentences Carlos The Jackal To Spend Life In NHS Nursing Home

Posted by admin (#1) 522 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)

FRANCE – A local court has convicted the international terrorist known as Carlos the Jackal and sentenced him to life in an NHS operated nursing home without parole.The Venezuelan-born criminal, whose real name is Ilich Ramirez Sanchez had expected to receive a softer sentencing option of life imprisonment.To the surprise of many in the courtroom, a jury went for the maximum punishment, con.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Nick Knowles fails to calm A&E department with massive cut-out of himself

Posted by Imp (#4) 554 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Nick Knowles has abandoned plans to make A&E departments a calmer place to stay, after critics claimed his presence was just making things worse.

“With over 57,000 attacks on our staff last year, we’re keen to give our A&E departments a make-over, to help people stay calm”, explained Derek Hunter, an NHS customer relations manager.
“I’d hoped Nick Knowles would be able to sort us out in a wee.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Cameron orders stricter border controls to prevent Theresa May from fleeing

Posted by Imp (#4) 562 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

David Cameron has ordered an immediate review of procedures at the UK’s border controls, after fears that lapses in passport checks could allow Theresa May to slip out of the country unnoticed.

“If a flood of ministers starts going over there, leaving their jobs, we could soon see other people being blamed for this entire debacle,” announced Cameron.

“Emigration is a serious issue, and if w.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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