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Plans to carry a burning stick through Britain for all the proles to gawp at faced a setback today, after David Beckham assumed it must be his birthday.

While the Olympic flame has been accidentally extinguished in the past, it’s the first time such an incident has been marked with excited clapping, and demands for jelly and ice-cream.
Surrounded by people who eat canapés for a living, amongs.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
David Beckham is hoping to secure a switch from LA Galaxy to West London glamour club QPR: "I am fully focused on moving to QPR and helping them win the Olympics Games " said Beckham.

The 36 year old footballer has been eyeing up a move to QPR for some time and still believes he can do the business at the highest level.

But David Beckham is yet to persuade his wife Victoria to move from the.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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