Best Satire Stories For: david beckham, victoria beckham, qpr, brad pitt, shepherds bush, olymoic games
Plans to carry a burning stick through Britain for all the proles to gawp at faced a setback today, after David Beckham assumed it must be his birthday.
While the Olympic flame has been accidentally extinguished in the past, it’s the first time such an incident has been marked with excited clapping, and demands for jelly and ice-cream.
Surrounded by people who eat canapés for a living, amongs.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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PROVENCE, France - Close friends of Angelina Jolie have remarked that as the actress has gotten older she has also become a lot more insecure.
Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that one of Jolie's very close friends Winnie Suzy Willowick, 37, recently..... VIEW STORY PAGE |
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QPR’s manager, Neil Warnock, has hit out at some of the decisions that might be made by the referee in a game that is yet to be played.
Warnock expressed his anger at the possibility of penalty decisions going against his side, and vented his fury at prospect of the opposing team scoring a goal that looks offside.
“I can’t believe the referee’s not going to spot it,” he blasted.
“Everyone in.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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David Beckham is hoping to secure a switch from LA Galaxy to West London glamour club QPR: "I am fully focused on moving to QPR and helping them win the Olympics Games " said Beckham.
The 36 year old footballer has been eyeing up a move to QPR for some time and still believes he can do the business at the highest level.
But David Beckham is yet to persuade his wife Victoria to move from the.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Swindon Town manager Paolo Di Canio has launched a scathing political attack on centre forward Leon Clarke after their Carling Cup defeat by Southampton.
The striker, who was recently 'released' by QPR for "lack of effort", had been heralded by Di Canio as "the best goal scorer since Benito Mussolini."
But after spending most of the cup tie in reverse gear and not firing a shot, Leon Clarke.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Brad Pitt has been on location in Bognor Regis preparing to shoot scenes for his latest zombie film Bugger Bognor.
The post-apocalyptic horror movie is based on the true story of retired deckchair attendant Ted Snivel who fought off flesh eating zombies with his home grown rhubarb.
Bognor hero Ted Snivel has been invited on to the set to help Brad Pitt recreate the moment when the aliens i.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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