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As Michael Gove does his best to curtail our children’s summer holidays and Boris Johnson attempts to put a positive spin on this summer’s Olympics, our politicians must be hankering for time off even more eagerly than usual.
It will be no surprise when photographs of a ruddy-cheeked PM hit the front pages of the tabloids as our commander in chief poses in an open-necked shirt at an undisclose.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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After Prime Minister David Cameron insisted that he ‘got the message’ following the Conservatives’ mauling at last week’s local elections, voters have highlighted that the fact he hasn’t resigned yet suggests otherwise.
The public have reacted to Mr Cameron’s insistence that they were sending him a message to provide ‘focus, delivery and hard work’, by revealing it was more a message of ‘resign,.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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What is it with this new puritanism that's sweeping the land? David Cameron might like to witter on about 'happiness indexes' for the UK and the like, but the grim reality of his government is ever increasing restrictions on people enjoying themselves!.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The UK government has chosen a new seal to represent itself. The old Union Jack flag seal will now be retired in favour of a new symbolic representation of the UK government: a condom.
A government spokesman told The Daily Satire that the condom is the perfect representation for this government, because "a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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David Cameron has single-handedly renewed support for capitalism, by rebranding the economic model as ‘popular capitalism’.
According to marketing experts, capitalism has been suffering from an image crisis lately. While some ABC1s have remained loyal to the institution, a growing number of young people have been shopping around.
“Capitalism isn’t perfect”, admitted Cameron, “b.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is to advise David Cameron on the best way to leave Europe whilst simultaneously delighting the vast majority of people who watch you doing it.
After vetoing the latest EU bill, Cameron has come under some criticism for putting the banks ahead of EU stability, and has called in Sir Alex Ferguson to make his European exit seem much more palatable.
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