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David Cameron has ordered an immediate review of procedures at the UK’s border controls, after fears that lapses in passport checks could allow Theresa May to slip out of the country unnoticed.

“If a flood of ministers starts going over there, leaving their jobs, we could soon see other people being blamed for this entire debacle,” announced Cameron.

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Daily Mail readers were last night offered post-traumatic stress disorder treatment after Theresa May admitted she ‘hasn’t a fucking clue’ how many foreigners she has allowed into the country.

The ‘toxic tsunami of unchecked immigration’ was drawn to light when a Yemeni national with a passport bearing the name Donald Duck strolled past Heathrow Customs with a wheelbarrow full of Semtex.
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The UK’s border control agency, UKBA, has admitted that it might be employing illegal immigrants to trace their own movements.

Despite the use of CCTV, datametrics and Doris in the canteen who never forgets a face, many of these staff haven’t been seen for weeks.

“A lot of our employees are having to work covertly. They adopt a fake name and go deep undercover, normally around the time that.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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Just what is to be done about asylum seekers? It is a vexing and knotty problem with no obvious answer, but the urgency of finding a solution is starkly obvious: all ordinary Australians realise that if the asylum seeker issue is not sorted ASAP, there is a very real danger that it might in some way affect their lives at some point in the future.

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trump's tea party appeal from retarded_cobra_6 - foxnews.com says "Donald Trump, who is mulling a Republican run for president,may be the Tea Party's candidate." Wait until those tea partiers see The Donald's new campain video!.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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