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The popular GCSE loyalty scheme could soon be replaced by ‘examinations’, according to government sources.
Michael Gove unveiled plans for a radical shake-up of Britain’s schools, suggesting that pupils should leave with a collection of certificates that reflect their abilities in different subjects.
“I propose replacing the current system of ‘schools’ with an organisation that educates, tests .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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A report by the Commons Education Select Committee has said that the best way to attract teenagers into teaching would be to keep them away from teachers who might accidentally make them aware of the pay, pension and workload.
The MPs have claimed that sixth-formers should be offered the chance to taste life at the other end of the classroom as a way of helping them see the benefits of the job.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The parents of five year-old Sasha Laxton have successfully avoided the gender stereotypes normally associated with young children by conforming to the traditional stereotype of hippies.
Sasha was raised ‘gender neutral’ in order for him to ‘become one with his surroundings, and choose his own path man’ according to his parents.
A family friend said, “What difference does gen.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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TEXAS – In his latest televised statement, Rick Perry has announced that if elected president he would immediately withdraw all children from education by 2020 at the very latest.With over 60 million children currently serving tours in public and private institutions, the Republican nominee said the pull out from schools across the country was long overdue.“We’ve been in education since 180.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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After a study showed that summer-born children were at an academic and professional disadvantage throughout their lives, people everywhere were introduced to a whole new world of potential insults.
The study showed they were three-times more likely to be ‘below average’ academically, and 20% less likely to piss away their loan at a top university.
October-born Simon Williams told us, “I knew .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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