"So your wife dies, and, of course, you're all sad and stuff. But a dude has needs, amirite? Good news, Egyptian necromantics, your parliament is considering passage of a law that would allow men to legally engage in pre-casket coitus with their dead wives within six hours of death (after six hours it's just gross)." - WTF?! I mean wow, seriously this is the craziest news story that I've read i.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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Egypt may legalize dead-spouse sex, 14-year-old brides
Posted by wow (#10) 386 days ago (http://now.msn.com)"So your wife dies, and, of course, you're all sad and stuff. But a dude has needs, amirite? Good news, Egyptian necromantics, your parliament is considering passage of a law that would allow men to legally engage in pre-casket coitus with their dead wives within six hours of death (after six hours it's just gross)." - WTF?! I mean wow, seriously this is the craziest news story that I've read i.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Egyptians protesting against military rule have begun wondering whether democracy is all it’s cracked up to be after UK voters highlighted that it can still leave you with a government that absolutely no-one voted for.
The current UK government consists of a party that is unable to command a clear majority being propped up by a party that is unable to command a clear conscience.
Disillusioned.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Arab fallout: Pratibha invited to be new premier of Egypt
Posted by admin (#1) 807 days ago (http://www.thescooptimes.com)
Cairo: As expected, the Egyptian president Hosni Mubark has resigned. Libyan Gaddafi is facing the heat. Tunisia tense. Oman boiling. Iran is calling for a Facebook revolution…. But, in an interesting development for Egypt and the rest of the world, the Muslim Brotherhood Party, who has taken the leadership, has invited Indian President Her Excellency Ms Pratibha Patil to serve as their new.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Peace And Love Say Muslim Brotherhood
Posted by DeanWalsh 812 days ago (http://www.christianpost.com)
In order to allay the world's fears of a rise in Islamism in Egypt after the recent overthrow of Mubarak's hated government the Muslim Brotherhood, currently thought to be the largest (if unoffical) political group in the country ready to take power, have gone out to preach a message of love and peace.
"The infidel do not need to worry about us, either abroad or here in Egypt" said a spokesman.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
"The infidel do not need to worry about us, either abroad or here in Egypt" said a spokesman.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
America Propose Kermit The Frog For New Egypt Government
Posted by admin (#1) 827 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)
EGYPT – The Obama administration is discussing a proposal for President Hosni Mubarak to resign and turn over power to a transitional government headed by Kermit the Frog and the cast of The Muppets, say top administration officials.Key figures have put forward a candidate they believe would aid the situation and would see the talented frog, supported by Ms Piggy, Fozzy Bear and Animal .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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