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John Terry to face further race charges

Posted by coracpa01 103 days ago (Editorial)

John Terry, England footballer recently stripped of the captaincy for his country may face further race charges. The English FA removed the captaincy from Terry pending the court case in July. He has been charged with racially abusing Anton Ferdinand during Chelsea's match against QPR. Fabio Capello resigned as England Manager following the FA's decision to take the captaincy away from Terry. .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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England responds to Scottish independence calls: “OK, but you get Northern Ireland”

Posted by Imp (#5) 104 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

England has responded to Scottish calls for independence by awarding them sole custody of troubled province Northern Ireland.

England made the decision in what is becoming an increasingly acrimonious split.
Scotland responded by saying, “It’s not fair. We wanted to try being a single nation for a bit – go out and have some fun, make a few short-term treaties, nothing serious.
“But with a mo.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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John Terry stripped of Captain Shagger title by FA

Posted by Imp (#5) 108 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

John Terry has been stripped of his Captain Shagger title by the FA after a series of poor performances in nightclubs across the country.

FA spokesman Dominic Harland said, “Recently we’ve seen Terry pictured in the papers a lot more with his wife and children, and a lot less with glamour models”.
“Allegations of torrid affairs with team-mates’ ex-partners have really dried up. We need to se.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Africa To Send Peacekeeping Force To England

Posted by admin (#1) 282 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)

RWANDA- After widespread rioting in England this week, the African Union has confirmed it will send peacekeeping troops to prevent “these mindless savages” from descending again into violence.Reports from the African Union’s Peace and Security Council indicate up to 3000 troops will be deployed to aid peacekeeping and humanitarians efforts in the strife affected regions.AU chair perso.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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The Woes of Being Royalty

Posted by aeskis 357 days ago (Editorial)

In the royal throne room, the king and queen were seated above everyone else, as custom dictated, to hear the daily news unimportant enough to be brought to their attention. Once, years ago when Henry and Elizabeth had been a young prince and princess, they had been physically fit and intelligently vigorous. Time spent in the useless occupation of being king and queen while Parliament did the act.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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Dying to Get Into British Cemeteries

Posted by 1hvone1 (#1536) 770 days ago (http://www.humorvolcano.com)

Start with a small island, England, and add many millennia of people dying, and what do you get? No space left to bury anybody else. Not to worry. Parliament has a plan... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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