Best Satire Stories For: england
Posted by Imp (#4) 344 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
England manager Roy Hodgson has urged the Liverpool players amongst his 23-man squad not to recapture the form that they showed last season as England prepare to face France in their opening match at Euro 2012 later today.
With England’s starting eleven expected to feature Glen Johnson, Steven Gerrard and Stewart Downing, and with striker Andy Carroll on the bench as a non-impact substitute, H.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
John Terry, England footballer recently stripped of the captaincy for his country may face further race charges. The English FA removed the captaincy from Terry pending the court case in July. He has been charged with racially abusing Anton Ferdinand during Chelsea's match against QPR. Fabio Capello resigned as England Manager following the FA's decision to take the captaincy away from Terry. .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
England has responded to Scottish calls for independence by awarding them sole custody of troubled province Northern Ireland.
England made the decision in what is becoming an increasingly acrimonious split.
Scotland responded by saying, “It’s not fair. We wanted to try being a single nation for a bit – go out and have some fun, make a few short-term treaties, nothing serious.
“But with a mo.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Posted by Imp (#4) 471 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
John Terry has been stripped of his Captain Shagger title by the FA after a series of poor performances in nightclubs across the country.
FA spokesman Dominic Harland said, “Recently we’ve seen Terry pictured in the papers a lot more with his wife and children, and a lot less with glamour models”.
“Allegations of torrid affairs with team-mates’ ex-partners have really dried up. We need to se.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
RWANDA- After widespread rioting in England this week, the African Union has confirmed it will send peacekeeping troops to prevent “these mindless savages” from descending again into violence.Reports from the African Union’s Peace and Security Council indicate up to 3000 troops will be deployed to aid peacekeeping and humanitarians efforts in the strife affected regions.AU chair perso.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
In the royal throne room, the king and queen were seated above everyone else, as custom dictated, to hear the daily news unimportant enough to be brought to their attention. Once, years ago when Henry and Elizabeth had been a young prince and princess, they had been physically fit and intelligently vigorous. Time spent in the useless occupation of being king and queen while Parliament did the act.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
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