Angry UK cimema-going perverts have criticised a film about ballet for its lack of emphasis on hot sweaty lesbians.Cinema fans who were expecting the film Black Swan to feature a heady feast of explicit girl-on-girl action were left disgruntled by a solitary three-minute Sapphic encounter in a two-hour film about a young ballet star’s mental disintegration.According to the BBFC’s annual rep.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Posted by Imp (#4) 313 days ago (http://newsthump.com)Cheryl Cole ‘mimed interview’
Posted by Imp (#4) 348 days ago (http://newsthump.com)Cheryl Cole was the centre of controversy once again last night, after performing an interview with the voice of a 50 year-old male farmer.
Cole had been asked to appear on the Graham Norton Show to respond to claims that she mimes her live performances. But due to a technical fault, her answers instead covered the finer points of sheep folding.
Fans of the singer were quick to offer h.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
HOLLYWOOD - After an eight year run which included 183 episodes, Wisteria Lane has been closed for some much needed repairs.
Desperate Housewives, the creation of Marc "Roly Poly" Cherry has left the 'Soap Opera Building' and will now head into sy..... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Desperate Housewives, the creation of Marc "Roly Poly" Cherry has left the 'Soap Opera Building' and will now head into sy..... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Dancing With The Stars' "Giggle Girl" Maria Menounos Is Eliminated
Posted by pleaselikeme (#11) 369 days ago (http://www.thespoof.com)
HOLLYWOOD - Well there will be a whole lot less giggling on the set of Dancing With The Stars as Maria "Giggle Girl" Menounos has been the latest celebrity to be sent home.
The 33-year-old is the co-host with Mario Lopez of the television news pro..... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
The 33-year-old is the co-host with Mario Lopez of the television news pro..... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Man surgically attaches iPod to wrist
Posted by wow (#10) 370 days ago (http://www.smh.com.au)Check out this story from the Sydney Morning herald - a tatoo artist and body modification fan called Dave Hurban has had four magnetic studs surgically implanted into his wrist, which he then uses to attach his ipod nano to his arm so he can wear it like a kind of strapless watch... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Nicki Minaj Reveals New Look
Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 370 days ago (http://slackstack.com)Nicki Minaj, famous for her plastic barbie doll styling, has today unveiled her latest look - but has she taken plastic fantastic too far?.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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