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Black Swan movie contained too many ballet scenes, insist perverts

Posted by Imp (#4) 317 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Angry UK cimema-going perverts have criticised a film about ballet for its lack of emphasis on hot sweaty lesbians.Cinema fans who were expecting the film Black Swan to feature a heady feast of explicit girl-on-girl action were left disgruntled by a solitary three-minute Sapphic encounter in a two-hour film about a young ballet star’s mental disintegration.According to the BBFC’s annual rep.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Cheryl Cole ‘mimed interview’

Posted by Imp (#4) 352 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Cheryl Cole was the centre of controversy once again last night, after performing an interview with the voice of a 50 year-old male farmer.
Cole had been asked to appear on the Graham Norton Show to respond to claims that she mimes her live performances. But due to a technical fault, her answers instead covered the finer points of sheep folding.
Fans of the singer were quick to offer h.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Britain breeds, owns and neuters talent

Posted by Imp (#4) 376 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Women across the nation have pointed their partners to the Britain’s Got Talent final as the perfect example of why testicles are merely a hindrance if you want to reach your true potential.

After an animal won the show as a result of hundred of years of captive breeding, training it didn’t sign up for, and the removal of its testicles, female experts insisted this particular approach is as a .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Politics, News, Satire and more @ Gravelle's Daily Scoff

Posted by jgravelle (#37) 413 days ago (http://www.dailyscoff.com)

Political and social satire from a Wisconsin Libertarian conservative perspective with poorly-drawn cartoons included at no extra charge.

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David Jason stripped of OBE in backlash against ‘Royal Bodyguard’

Posted by Imp (#4) 479 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Disgraced comedy actor David Jason has been stripped of his OBE, following a media campaign against his role in ‘The Royal Bodyguard’.

Once the darling of safe, family entertainment, Jason received many plaudits in his early career, especially when that chandelier broke, again when he fell through a gap in a bar, and especially when he uttered the word ‘perfick’.

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BBC radio cuts threaten phone-ins for local morons

Posted by Imp (#4) 520 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The Local Government Association has slammed plans by the BBC to cut regional radio services, claiming they provide a vital service for opinionated mentals.

Local radio phone-ins have long been a sounding board for the sort of shouty moron who thinks National Service would improve the one-way system, sees hipster jeans as a symptom of ‘broken Britain’ and blames it all on the BBC ‘dumbing down.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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