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After signing up to the new series of Celebrity Big Brother, Natasha Giggs today asked for confirmation of which club this big brother plays for before she decides whether to have an affair with him.
As reports emerged that she will join something called Nicola McLean on the tawdry Channel 5 freak show, sources close to Giggs said she was keen to add to her list of celebrity brother conquests... VIEW STORY PAGE |
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After Jeremy Clarkson said he would happily see them shot in the street, striking workers have made an interesting counter offer to the BBC employee – a sword-fight to the death at a location of his choosing.
The move comes after Clarkson behaved exactly as expected by saying something offensive on television, resulting in a knee-jerk reaction from people who clearly don’t know who Jeremy Clar.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Council inspectors who have been rifling through the bins of honest families throughout the country now appear to be preying upon celebrities who tell lies, the Daily Mail has revealed.The paper claims that local authorities only target particularly evil public figures who are suspected of throwing away bundles of £50 notes they use for snorting cocaine.“The money would have been covered with the.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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ITV have admitted that human error led to in-game footage from Angry Birds being used as an example inter-species conflict in a nature documentary.
The faux-pas was only spotted after a six year-old girl called the station to point out that in the wild birds do not drop bombs onto pigs.
An ITV spokesperson apologised, telling us, “With hindsight, the concept of kamikaze bluebirds catapulting .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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An anti-tax avoidance protest at Glastonbury was ruined by four Irish men with musical instruments and a microphone, according to the event organisers.Members of Art Uncut, an offshoot of the larger direct action group UK Uncut, were demonstrating at tax avoidance by recording artists who move their business to Holland, but were thwarted by recording artists who have moved their business to Holl.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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As Stella English won the latest series of The Apprentice, and a role in Lord Sugar’s business empire, his HR department have pleaded for the right to recruit people using a more time-efficient process.After 12 weeks of rigorous assessment, Lord Sugar concluded the series by turning executive businessmen stereotypes on their head in giving the job to the tidy blond who happens to be rather .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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