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Vatican sacks banker after drawing line at abuse of its money

Posted by Imp (#4) 358 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The Catholic Church has finally shown just where it draws the line on the behaviour of its employees, after the Vatican bank sacked its director for not looking after the church’s money as well as it would like.

The director of the Vatican Bank, Ettore Gotti Tedeschi, has been removed from his post for “dereliction of duty”, illustrating just how quick the church is to act when someone jeopard.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Trusted Sistine Chapel Janitor Convicted Of Sexually Abusing Last 4 Popes

Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 397 days ago (http://www.theonion.com)

A funny article from the Onion revealing the sexual abuse of Popes by a janitor. What they fail to mention, however, is that the union of janitorial workers has been covering this up for many years... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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UK already wondering how to translate ‘light pollution’ into a sick day

Posted by Imp (#4) 402 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

As reports emerged claiming that light pollution in the skies of the UK is at record levels, work-shy layabouts began using this information to concoct barely plausible excuses to take a sick-day.

The Campaign for Dark skies said that not being able to see at least 10 stars in the constellation of Orion could soon move above ‘Womens’ problems’ in the list of the top reasons not to go to work. .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Sales of ‘any old shit’ expected to treble as men start Christmas shopping

Posted by Imp (#4) 513 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

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A Christmas Message From Ben Pobjie

Posted by DeanWalsh 515 days ago (http://newmatilda.com)

I have been writing for New Matilda for four years now — so long I can barely remember my life before the site, except that it was bleak, and lonely, and occasionally I would be drugged and forced to perform in snuff films for the European market. Thank God I found satire. New Matilda has indeed been my saviour.

And at this time of year I find myself in sentimental, contemplative mood, thinkin.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Christians celebrate as Canadian penguins renounce Satan

Posted by Imp (#4) 522 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Christians the world over are rejoicing after the infamous gay penguins of Toronto Zoo have publicly rejected the homosexual ways of the devil to come over to the heterosexual side of God

Buddy and Pedro had been living their lives in sin and seemed destined for an eternal stay in the fiery pits of hell as a result of their ‘unnatural union’.

However, it now appears that the pair have seen .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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