Scientists will attempt to halt the rapid decline in Liberal Democrat numbers by undertaking a breeding programme that they hope will save them from extinction.
Lib Dem (Cleggius dupliciticus) numbers have been waning dramatically over the last two years, and scientists have revealed that unless action is taken then Liberal Democrats could become totally extinct by May 2015.
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LONDON – Human evolution experts are said to be ‘utterly baffled’ over new video evidence showing an early species of human making racist comments to tram passengers in 21st Century Britain.The variant of human known as homo generis ignarum mulier – known to be a close descendant of the homo erectus and has been on the endangered species list since the evolution into homo sapien.Her m.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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For some reason, climatologists have been running around in an agitated state, waving their little arms and squawking about 'global warming'. This report from the onion news network looks at this strange and incomprehensible behaviour. Apparently the usually shy and retiring scientists are even approaching humans in what is totally uncharacteristic behaviour for them... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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