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Hair transplant rejects Wayne Rooney.

Posted by bobby (#29) 352 days ago (Editorial)
Manchester United and England slaphead Wayne Rooney has sustained a freak injury.

The footballer will be out of action for several weeks after being rejected by his hair transplant.

Rooney is reported to have spent several thousand pounds at a Harley Street clinic in a vain attempt to "keep his hair on".

The balding Rooney seemed in rude health after the treatment and had been tweeting.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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