Facebook is today launching its Initial Public Offering, selling shares at $38 and somehow valuing the morons who fill your newsfeed with poorly articulated tedious updates at approximately $120 each.
With a market value of $108bn, Facebook is apparently somehow under the impression that each of their 900 million users is worth more than an iPod shuffle.
Facebook user Simon Williams said, “I co.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Facebook somehow valuing your moron friends at over $100 each
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SOCIALLY INEPT? The Facebook Friends You Should Probably Ignore.
Posted by RabidDawgClassic 65 days ago (Editorial)Ah Facebook!
Imagine how lost we would be without this unique social playground that most of us didn’t know existed just five short years ago. It’s a bizarre world populated by BFFs, creepy pokers and LOLcats. It’s a place where your status can be updated the moment you have a new thought and where you can easily make friends then unfriend them even easier.
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