Best Satire Stories For: food/
A look at some of the weirdest diet fads in the history of dieting, along with some strange stories of people who live on things you wouldn't believe.
Some examples include the man who lives on Mars bars alone, and has done for 17 years, 'slimming soap', the beer and ice cream diet, and the 'breatharians' who think that they don't need to eat at all... VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Dietitians claim up to 4,000 lives a year could be saved in Scotland, if people adopted ‘a more English’ diet of hastily consumed pre-packed service station pastries.
People have reacted angrily to the latest attack on Scottish cuisine and the report’s writers are braced for a battering.
“The English tradition of arriving two hours late for a meeting with flakes of pastry and carrot all down .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Eric Pickles has announced a £250m fund to help reduce the enormous amounts of empty crisp packets, chocolate wrappers and pie trays that accumulate outside his house.
The quarter of a billion pound fund is seen as a priority ahead of the NHS, Education and Defence, after pickles insisted it’s embarrassing having so much food packaging in bags outside his residence.
Pickles told reporters, “T.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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If you are a vegetarian then you would be well advise to steer clear of this burger van that Freddy on Flickr spotted parked up on the High Street in Oxford UK. I know some meat-eaters don't like vegetarians very much, but this seems like it is taking things a bit too far..... VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Press Release For Spoofoods International:
Here at Spoo Foods headquarters we pride ourselves on the innovation and scientific talent of our work force, and the great new products which they enable us to bring to market and on to your table. You don't stay number one manufacturer of choice for supermarket own brand products in the UK without an unparalleled commitment to invest in new product .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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According to the Independent today:
'The chief executive of Burger King (Bernardo Hees) has described the food in the UK as "terrible".'
In other news Colenel Gaddafi has gone on the record describing the British government as 'oppresive', Charlie Sheen warned the English to 'stay off the drink and drugs', and Julian Assange has accussed the English of being 'terrible at keeping secrets'. M.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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