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Mike Phelan announces BBC interview boycott

Posted by Imp (#4) 634 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Manchester United assistant manager Mike Phelan has announced that with immediate effect he will no longer be available for interview by the BBC.

Phelan has been a regular on Match of the Day for the last seven years, but has decided that he no longer has any interest in sharing the opinions given to him with the Match of the Day program.
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Your punditry career looks like being the same as your England career, viewers tell Gary Neville

Posted by Imp (#4) 638 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Football fans have responded to Gary Neville’s claim that his England career was a ‘waste of time’ by arguing that his fledgling career as a pundit is going much the same way.

Despite giving his all in his performances so far this season which have showcased his technical ability, most Sky Sports viewers have found themselves longing for Andy Gray to return -much to their own horror.
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Hair transplant rejects Wayne Rooney.

Posted by bobby (#62) 715 days ago (Editorial)

Manchester United and England slaphead Wayne Rooney has sustained a freak injury.

The footballer will be out of action for several weeks after being rejected by his hair transplant.

Rooney is reported to have spent several thousand pounds at a Harley Street clinic in a vain attempt to "keep his hair on".

The balding Rooney seemed in rude health after the treatment and had been tweeting.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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