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I don’t want to discuss relegation, or any other words with an R in them, insists Hodgson

Posted by Imp (#4) 831 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Newly appointed West Brom boss Roy Hodson has confirmed that he does not wish to talk about relegation, or any other phrases with an R in them, such as ‘drop zone’ and ‘Premier League trap door’.
Hodgson revealed that his decision to join the Premier League strugglers was a difficult one, given the prominent R in their name, but he is confident he can oversee a “volte-face” in the club’s fortune.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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That Was Way Too Much Football, Say Advertising Fans

Posted by admin (#1) 832 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)

TEXAS – An independent survey has shown that 71% of Sunday’s television audience believe the Superbowl was completely ruined by the ‘bits in between the great commercials’.Despite a strong line up of million-dollar commercials, broadcasters made the inexplicable decision to show footage of the Green Bay Packers win over Pittsburgh Steelers: a move that many believe threate.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Torres is worth at least eight unicorns and an invisibility cloak, claims Benitez

Posted by Imp (#4) 835 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Former Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez has made himself available for another top managerial position by insisting that Fernando Torres is worth significantly more than the ludicrous amount Chelsea paid for him.
Benitez was talking to the BBC’s Football Focus show in between periods of running around the room in a black cape insisting everyone call him ‘Batboy’.
Commentators have suggested the move.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Redknapp lauds ‘outstanding’ one touch performance of Spanish muggers

Posted by Imp (#4) 848 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp has lauded the ‘outstanding’ one touch tiki-taka performance of the muggers who robbed him in Madrid, claiming their slick movement was some of the most productive he had ever witnessed.
Redknapp, 63, who was with his assistant Kevin Bond to see the Spanish capital’s two main teams, Real and Athletico play in the Copa del Rey, believes English muggers cou.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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West Ham committed to keeping Avram Grant as long people keep saying ‘No’

Posted by Imp (#4) 855 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

West Ham have given their complete support to under fire manager Avram Grant, insisting he will get their full backing just as long as the people they approach to do his job keep saying ‘No’.
There has been much speculation regarding his position, but the club have issued a statement this morning which laid to rest rumours of a new manager by telling fans that Grant has their complete backing as.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Beckham mortified as wife makes plans for similar UK return

Posted by Imp (#4) 868 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

David Beckham has voiced his gut-wrenching disappointment at his wife’s decision to join him in England, completely ruining his hopes for three months of marital bliss whilst on loan at Tottenham Hotspur.
For each of the last two years, the former England captain has enjoyed much needed breaks away from his professional coat-hanger partner and understandably, had been hoping to do the same again.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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