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George Galloway’s Guide To Sexual Etiquette to be ready for Christmas

Posted by Imp (#4) 275 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Middle-aged men unsure how to control their penis can look forward to a Christmas stocking filled with helpful hints from George Galloway, publishers confirmed today.Hot on the heels of his clarification of the Julian Assange sexual assault charged, Galloway will now turn his attention to making sure men everywhere understand when it is acceptable to push forward to ‘insertion’.His pu.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Hospitals still failing to turn a profit from sick people

Posted by Imp (#4) 330 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Some NHS hospitals are still failing to profit from other people’s misfortune, according to auditors for healthcare trusts.

Despite longer waiting times increasing the income from car parks, many hospitals in England are still doggedly treating people without a thought for the bottom line, with the possible exception of colorectal units.
Health secretary Andrew Lansley believes that administr.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Olympic opening ceremony to feature ‘fly-tipping and abandoned cars’

Posted by Imp (#4) 345 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The Olympic opening ceremony will be inspired by the British countryside, and will feature a burnt-out Ford Mondeo and at least one abandoned fridge.Leaked details suggest the action will also include a train of twenty drivers angrily trying to get past a tractor on a narrow country lane.A cast of 10,000 volunteers will help recreate instantly recognisable scenes from the British countryside, inc.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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LOCOG announces word ‘Olympics’ will appear only in officially-licensed dictionaries

Posted by Imp (#4) 353 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Olympics organising committee LOCOG has courted further controversy by announcing a new sponsorship deal which will see the word ‘Olympic’ appear only in officially-sanctioned dictionaries.The move comes just hours after Visa were criticised for removing 27 ATMs around the London 2012 venue because they didn’t belong to them, an official sponsor.A LOCOG spokesperson said, “.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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The Indian Elephant Man

Posted by wow (#10) 372 days ago (http://www.youtube.com)

The story of the Indian elephant man, which is both fascinating and will also hopefully have a happy ending, as the man featured in the video has now been offered a life-changing operation which he would never be able to afford otherwise... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Campaign calls for home-brewing to be added to Scottish school curriculum

Posted by Imp (#4) 374 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

As plans were unveiled for a minimum 50p charge per unit of alcohol in Scotland, residents have insisted that in return they’d like home-brewing to become a key skill for all young Scots.

The price move is seen as a way of combating the desire of Scottish people to drink to the point where they no longer realise they’re in Scotland.
The change will see even the rankest four pack of beer costi.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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