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After ex-MI5 chief Baroness Manningham-Buller called for cannabis to be decriminalised it was revealed that the only people that are still opposed to such a move are MPs and drug dealers.
Despite Lady Manningham-Butler’s pro-legalisation stance, MPs and drug dealers remain united in their opposition to the move.
Her speech forms part of a two-day parliamentary conference on ignoring the drug .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Nick Knowles has abandoned plans to make A&E departments a calmer place to stay, after critics claimed his presence was just making things worse.
“With over 57,000 attacks on our staff last year, we’re keen to give our A&E departments a make-over, to help people stay calm”, explained Derek Hunter, an NHS customer relations manager.
“I’d hoped Nick Knowles would be able to sort us out in a wee.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Tesco has today launched a full investigation after a packet of dead bird purchased in one of its stores was found to contain some salad leaves.
Paul Streeter from Weare, Somerset, said his girlfriend was sick after the leaf was discovered in a dead chicken they bought at Tesco’s Burnham-on-Sea branch.
He told reporters, “She was pulling out the giblets and there it was, a couple of rocket .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Despite calls from the British Medical Association to ban drug-taking in cars, drug addicts have today defended their right to get a fix when they are in their own car.
The BMA claims that second-hand smoke from drug addicts can harm passengers both whilst the drugs are being taken, and long after the come-down has begun, a claim strongly refuted by car-owning drug addicts.
Twenty a-day dru.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The Archbishop of York has insisted during a debate in the House of Lords that the NHS bill for England must feature health care that is centred around his belief that you can cure someone by having a jolly good pray and lighting a candle.
Dr John Sentamu told peers, “I am one of those people who completely ignores all available facts when it comes to reaching a decision on a number of issues... VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The UK’s border control agency, UKBA, has admitted that it might be employing illegal immigrants to trace their own movements.
Despite the use of CCTV, datametrics and Doris in the canteen who never forgets a face, many of these staff haven’t been seen for weeks.
“A lot of our employees are having to work covertly. They adopt a fake name and go deep undercover, normally around the time that.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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