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A new survey has found that people who don’t drink, smoke, eat anything fun and also exercise a sickening amount, are still getting cancer.
New research showed that over half of cancers are completely unrelated to lifestyle, proving that it doesn’t matter how tediously healthy your existence has become, you can still get cancer.
The news has shocked a number of Daily Mail readers after the .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Frustrated by the number of patients who demand antibiotics to treat common colds, the NHS has decided to make Lucozade, tissues and big mugs of sippy lemon drink available on prescription.
“With a prescription costing £7.40, we’re keen to prescribe a wide range of cures and ointments”, explained Dr Brian Horley, of the Department of Health.
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British surgeons are celebrating a major breakthrough in medical science, after successfully fitting an investment banker with the world’s first artificial conscience.
The patient Mark De Boers was an ideal candidate for the ground-breaking operation, which may give hope to the relatives of workers in the financial services industry.Mr De Boers told reporters, “I’ve always prided myself on my .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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After the West Midlands was announced as the most obese region in Europe, thin Brummies have passed the first stage in becoming an endangered species.Figures from the Association of Public Health Observatories reveal that the UK is the fattest EU member and has one of the highest rates of teen pregnancies.These latest teen pregnancy figures have been welcomed by teenage boys everywhere, who congr.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The government has initiated a radical new policy to make addicts healthier, more productive members of society by suggesting to them that maybe they should consider not taking drugs any more... VIEW STORY PAGE |
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