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Is it any wonder that Dave, the man of the people, has had no time to stand up for a group of hard working members of the Asian community in Manchester, who were busy promoting racial harmony in that fine part of the Kingdom, having sex with white underage girls in the name of spreading the ideals of multiculturalism among the young generation?.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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NEW YORK – The relationship between America and Iran has hit a new low after Iran is alleged to have poked them on Facebook, Secretary of State Hilary Clinton admitted today.Speaking in front of the UN Security Council, Mrs Clinton describes how Iran launched a long-range poke during a Facebook session originating from a Tehran internet cafe.This latest show of aggression shown by the Ahmed.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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FRANCE – A local court has convicted the international terrorist known as Carlos the Jackal and sentenced him to life in an NHS operated nursing home without parole.The Venezuelan-born criminal, whose real name is Ilich Ramirez Sanchez had expected to receive a softer sentencing option of life imprisonment.To the surprise of many in the courtroom, a jury went for the maximum punishment, con.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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GEORGIA – Republican presidential nominee Herman Cain has confirmed he will be suspending his campaign with immediate effect so he could spend more time “making families”.#Mr Cain said continued allegations of sexual impropriety were reminders he had neglected his domestic duties and will now switch his full attention back to creating families in all 50 states.“Frankly I had for.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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LONDON – Four Pakistani cricketers have been handed jail sentences after being found guilty of conspiring to make cricket “kind of interesting for a few minutes.”A jury deemed the sportsmen Salman Butt, Mohammad Asif and Mohammad Amir, along with cricket agent Mazhar Majeed had played key roles in a spot-fixing scandal that briefly made cricket “far more interesting than one had any right t.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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ALASKA – The accuracy of the ancient Mayan doomsday prophesy is being called into question after Sarah Palin announced she would not be running for president in 2012.
The Tina Fey lookalike and part-time Governor of Alaska declared on national radio that she would not be seeking nomination – a major blow to those who expected her successful presidential bid to usher in an end.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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