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Mishap Leaves Prolific Sperm Donor High and Dry

Posted by 1hvone1 (#1537) 659 days ago (http://www.humorvolcano.com)

Seemon County's three-time Man of the Year and America's only full-time professional sperm donor, Jack Kinghoff, was left unable to perform after breaking his massive, muscular, dominant left arm last weekend. The tragic injury occurred when Jack, having climbed a tree to get a peek into a nuns' "Just As I Am" nude prayer vigil, was struck by a priest falling from higher up... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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