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QPR’s manager, Neil Warnock, has hit out at some of the decisions that might be made by the referee in a game that is yet to be played.
Warnock expressed his anger at the possibility of penalty decisions going against his side, and vented his fury at prospect of the opposing team scoring a goal that looks offside.
“I can’t believe the referee’s not going to spot it,” he blasted.
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With the Liberal Democrat conference entering it’s 4th day, Conservatives have begun to question their coalition partner’s commitment after it was revealed that a number of household tasks and cleaning chores at Conservative Party Headquarters haven’t even been started yet.
With the conference expected to continue well into Wednesday, senior Tories have expressed their anger at reports of dirt.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Residents at the Dale Farm traveller site have insisted that their lawlessness has been exaggerated by Basildon Council, before listing some of laws they are perfectly happy to comply with.
A spokesperson for the travellers told reporters that there are actually quite a few laws his community abides by, and that this should be enough for everyone trying to get them to move.
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Nearly half of all parents of secondary school children believe corporal punishment such as the cane should be reintroduced for other people’s children, if they can’t be as well behaved as their own, a survey suggests.
In total, 49% of more than 2,000 parents surveyed for the Times Educational Supplement were in favour of hitting other people’s children with one half of a pair of casual footwe.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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After medical researchers presented new evidence suggesting that laughter is indeed the best medicine, sufferers of erectile dysfunction insisted that if anything, it made the situation worse.
The researchers at the University of Oxford found that a loud guffaw not only makes you feel better, but generates a measurable physiological effect.
“Oh not it doesn’t,” countered impotence sufferer Da.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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A leaked memo has revealed that the government is planning a charm offensive in the hope of winning back female voters who it suggests are worrying themselves silly with complicated man stuff instead of thinking about kittens and chocolate.
The document reveals a growing anxiety at the heart of the coalition that women are becoming increasingly flustered and scatty, which is affecting their ab.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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