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Centrica Announce Profits

Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 300 days ago (Editorial)

Centrica - the parent company of British Gas who provide household gas to millions of British households today announced their half-year profits, and I decided to make this demotivational poster to commemorate.

Some whiny people apparently aren't happy that they made £1.3 billion in just 6 months whilst at the same time announcing big price rises for hard up households... VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

As the latest figures showed UK inflation has risen to 4%, experts are claiming that the government’s policy of making things more expensive is continuing to raise the price of many things.
The figures, which are the first to include the effects of a rise in VAT to 20%, has resulted in a need for the Chairman of the Bank of England to write to the Chancellor explaining the outlook and what is be.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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Pound store owners around Britain are today re-branding themselves after the VAT increase to 20% raised the price of their vast selection of tat to one pound and two pence.
Store owners have been so consumed by the complexity of succinctly surmising the change in pricing policy, they hadn’t the spare thought capacity to be angry with a Coalition for effectively destroying a brand that had taken .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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