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After a 23 year-old man was sentenced to five years for raping a 19 year-old woman, various news outlets have begun pondering how it might affect the League One promotion run-in.
The man, who had previously been well-known for his predatory skills on the football pitch received the jail sentence as a result of his predatory skills off it.
Football statisticians have been frantically checking .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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"Asus warranty does not protect computers during alien invasions
Reported by Dean Wilson on Tuesday, February 21 2012 11:55 pm
Asus computers are not protected by its warranty in the event of an invasion by aliens from outer space, it has been revealed.
The unusual clause in the Asus warranty was recently spotted by a number of technology news outlets, suggesting that lawyers might have a .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Workers who don’t spend their entire working day using their tongue to ensure the cleanliness of their boss’s anus should lose their right to claim unfair dismissal, a leaked government report says.
The report, which was written by a man who wants to see an end to an employee’s right to claim unfair dismissal, and that was commissioned by a man who wants to see an end to an employee’s right to.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Fans of stereotypes were celebrating last night, after corrupt Italian prosecutor Giuliano Mignini saw his case against Amanda Knox collapse due to unreliable evidence.
Allowing a prosecutor with a recent conviction for ‘abuse of office’ to take chage of the case was the first step in ensuring the global perception of Italian officials in high office remained intact.
However mishandling of ev.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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LOS ANGELES – A trial has heard that Michael Jackson’s bodyguard was told by Dr Conrad Murray to hide a stash of Prince albums before calling police to help the dying star.
Alberto Alvarez described a scene in which Conrad Murray left the room, returning soon after with several CDs belonging to the eclectic musician and instructed Alvarez to “put these in the bag”.
The court heard that Dr Mur.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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