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Scientists to breed Liberal Democrats in captivity

Posted by Imp (#5) 19 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Scientists will attempt to halt the rapid decline in Liberal Democrat numbers by undertaking a breeding programme that they hope will save them from extinction.

Lib Dem (Cleggius dupliciticus) numbers have been waning dramatically over the last two years, and scientists have revealed that unless action is taken then Liberal Democrats could become totally extinct by May 2015.
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Scientific study reveals up to 95% of Tory DNA is Neanderthal « Pride's Purge

Posted by TomPride (#20) 78 days ago (http://tompride.wordpress.com)

Scientific study reveals up to 95% of Tory DNA is Neanderthal.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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George Osborne’s growth plans to focus on creating more clips of Fenton the dog

Posted by Imp (#5) 175 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Chancellor George Osborne has announced that economic recovery will rely heavily on more people filming angry dog owners shouting ‘Jesus Christ’ at their pets.

After learning that the owner of the YouTube clip featuring Fenton the dog is now making a significant amount of money from adverts on the site, Osborne claimed it was an even easier way printing money than quantitative easing.

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Would Thatcher even notice if we paid her in monopoly money, ask tax payers

Posted by Imp (#5) 210 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

After discovering that Lady Thatcher has received over half a million pounds in the last five years for her ‘public duties’, tax payers everywhere have asked if she’d even notice if we started paying her with toy money or magic beans.

The payments, set up by John Major in 1991, are designed to reward former Prime Ministers for work responding writing a few letters and stuff and have cost a tot.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Conservatives in celebratory mood as health experts warn reforms will cause ‘irreperable damage’

Posted by Imp (#5) 234 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

After a letter signed by nearly 400 public health experts warned that the overhaul of the NHS in England will cause irreparable harm, Health Secretary Andrew Lansley is expected to tell the Conservative Party conference in his speech later today that their plan is working perfectly.

The letter, which says the changes represented a risk to patient care and safety, will lift the spirits of Conse.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Scottish Tories may ‘break away’ to ban Dutch referees

Posted by Imp (#5) 262 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Conservative MSP Murdo Fraser has announced he will try to ‘break away’ from the UK party if he wins the leadership election next month – in order to stiffen immigration control on football referees from the Netherlands.

He claims the party carries too much baggage and needs a new centre-right position to attract voters who want to see Dutch officials barred from the country forever.
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