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“Consensual Man Woman Relations Is Where We Draw The Line,” Say Catholic Church

Posted by admin (#1) 321 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)

VATICAN – The Pope has accepted the resignation of a shamed bishop found guilty of having a sexual relationship with a “grown woman” who was “very close to his own age”.After being photographed hugging the woman in question, officials believe bishop Fernando Bargallo had no option but to vacate his position “or risk bringing Catholicism into disrepute.”The woman, who has not been named, is .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Local Man Curses Luck After Drawing Greece in Eurozone Sweepstakes

Posted by admin (#1) 355 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)

UNITED KINGDOM – A public sector worker has been made to seriously question his fortunes after drawing Greece in his office Eurozone sweepstake.Gregory Davidson, 47, is said to have entered the office competition to see which nation would still be left in the Euro by 2014 “for a laugh”, but has since been left to regret his decision.“I was feeling optimistic as I pulled a card out the hat,”.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Local Man Mugged as New York Returns To Normal After Storm

Posted by admin (#1) 627 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)

NEW YORK – A local shopkeeper has been assaulted during the course of a robbery in one of many encouraging reports suggesting a return to normal life following Tropical Storm Irene.Reggie Brooks, 37, described the experience that left him with bruised ribs as ‘terrifying’, but was pleased to see the city “back on it’s feet again,” before adding: “My gra.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Ken Clarke Defends Homless Man After Killing Spree

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ENGLAND – Justice Secretary Ken Clarke has defended a homeless man’s right to defence after going on a killing spree inside his street corner home.In a police report, Charles Sherman – 38 – is said to have taken a ‘shank’ to three individuals claimed to have entered his home in what he judged to be multiple burglary attempts.Mr Clarke maintained no criminal off.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Man Who Played Obama in 2008 Election To Run in 2012

Posted by admin (#1) 764 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)

SAN DIEGO – The man who played candidate Obama in the 2008 presidential election has announced that he will run for president himself in 2012.Jerry Williams, a professional Barack Obama impersonator, made the announcement during a speaking gig were he had been hired to play the president as a reminder to a group of young Democrats of what they voted for three years ago.Williams was employed.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Banker Pees on Homeless Man, Explains Trickle Down Theory

Posted by admin (#1) 793 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)

NEW YORK CITY – A Goldman Sachs employee has become the first Wall Street banker to successfully communicate the fundamentals of trickle down economics to a mass audience by taking a leak on a homeless man outside his office building.Frustrated by the lack of understand from the general public over the necessity of a trickle down economy, securities industry executive Adam Peterson gave a l.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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