Best Satire Stories For: masturbation
Nadine Dorries is to use her belief in a two thousand year-old fairy story to bring in legislation that could prevent you from masturbating, it has emerged.
Dorries told MPs that people need proper counselling before engaging in a act that might anger her favourite invisible sky fairy.
She said, “It’s all too easy to masturbate without the proper advice these days, and many masturbators fail .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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MONTREAL, QC—Sources close to middle school student Lars Larsson, 13, suspect he has discovered some awesome new way to replicate what the female vagina probably feels like. “Lately, he's just had this glow to him,” said one of Larsson’s friends. “He must be getting some really sweet pretend vajayjay.”.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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