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The Spoof : Mitt Romney Asked To Leave England

Posted by AbelRodz (#2023) 291 days ago (http://www.thespoof.com)

Mitt Romney Asked To Leave England And Go Back To Hee Haw, Massachusetts : LONDON Mitt Romney has just clearly demonstrated the art of sticking ones foot in ones mouthThe GOP presidential candidate figured that he would jump on the Olympics bandwagon and garner all kinds of free publicity for his political campaign.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Olympic organisers delighted to reveal new definition for ‘under budget’

Posted by Imp (#4) 339 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Culture secretary Jeremy Hunt has welcomed the Olympic organisers’ announcement that ‘under budget’ now means ‘spending four times more than originally quoted and 75% of all contingency funding’.

From an original budget of £2.4bn, organisers say that keeping just 25% of the £2bn contingency fund on top of the already spent £7.3bn actual cost is a ‘proper result’.
Financial Analyst at LOCOG, S.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Shock as public discovers that Olympic torch bearers quite like money

Posted by Imp (#4) 362 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Sociologists are hailing a significant breakthrough in the understanding of human nature, after finding out that people carrying the Olympic torch also quite like having lots of money.

With torches listed on eBay for as much as £100,000, those lucky enough to have been given one to carry for 300 metres have said that a memories of their experience and a souvenir and is nice, but not quite as n.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Olympic setback as Beckham blows out flame, makes wish

Posted by Imp (#4) 367 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Plans to carry a burning stick through Britain for all the proles to gawp at faced a setback today, after David Beckham assumed it must be his birthday.

While the Olympic flame has been accidentally extinguished in the past, it’s the first time such an incident has been marked with excited clapping, and demands for jelly and ice-cream.
Surrounded by people who eat canapés for a living, amongs.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Olympic rooftop missiles ‘stolen by scrap metal dealers’

Posted by Imp (#4) 379 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Police and Olympic officials have been searching for a battery of surface-to-air missiles that had been installed on London rooftops in order to safeguard the games.

It is thought that the missiles, or ‘Boris Bombs,’ were taken for scrap metal, the value of which has rocketed in the past year.
A resident of the flats below, Jed Ahmed said “there were some dodgy blokes with a lorry going up an.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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MoD to stop hijacked planes crashing during the Olympics by firing missiles at them

Posted by Imp (#4) 383 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Surface-to-air missiles could be deployed at five sites across London to ensure that any devastation caused by airborne terrorist attacks don’t affect the Olympic games, only the surrounding areas inhabited by people that don’t have tickets.
Exercise Olympic Guardian is being held this week to see if it is possible to stop a plane falling out of the sky by blowing it back upwards.
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