Really? I thought they were all for that kind of stuff. I mean, after all, aren't they part of that big conspiracy things that wants to reduce the global population?
This has got to be the most suprising news of the year so far. Next they'll be telling us that they don't think its very nice to torture kittens.
Anyway, at least we can all rest assured that all that money we pay politicians.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Police need clearer guidelines on when they can deploy sarcasm or razor-sharp wit, according to a watchdog.
The Inspectorate for the Constabulary acknowledged that some younger officers would need training before attempting to use such powerful weapons, but claimed that even the threat of a withering put-down would be enough to keep most civilians in line.
A south London man is thrilled that his computer has just crashed, whilst he was right in the middle of something.
Tim Berenger, a 31 year old office manager, was having a relaxing time listening to music, surfing the web looking for indecent images of 90’s actress Krista Allen, and checking his emails when his funtime was cut short. Which was just what he needed after a long stressful day at.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Funny Video from the Sarcasm Addict blog: Sarcastic Comments Overload, Visit To The Restaurant. We hope to make 'sarcastic comments overload' an irregular series, so look out for more!.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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