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Rick Perry Outlines Plan To Withdraw From Education By 2020

Posted by admin (#1) 540 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)

TEXAS – In his latest televised statement, Rick Perry has announced that if elected president he would immediately withdraw all children from education by 2020 at the very latest.With over 60 million children currently serving tours in public and private institutions, the Republican nominee said the pull out from schools across the country was long overdue.“We’ve been in education since 180.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Herman Cain Military Plan “Taken From Command & Conquer”

Posted by admin (#1) 576 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)

GEORGIA – Republican presidential nominee Herman Cain has come under more scrutiny after critics compared his plans for US defense to the original Command & Conquer video game.

The former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza previously outlined his military strategy as president would be “to select all available units and click repeatedly on the enemy” – a policy popular .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Harper Announces U.S.–Canada Peace Plan Based On Pre-1776 Borders

Posted by admin (#1) 703 days ago (http://smew.com)

OTTAWA, ON—At a press conference today in Ottawa, Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced a sweeping new peace plan for Canada and the United States. The plan, which is based on the pre-1776 borders, is part and parcel of his effort to break the stalemate between the two countries... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Raptors Plan To Pursue More Soft, European Players In Off Season

Posted by admin (#1) 773 days ago (http://smew.com)

TORONTO, ON—After losing franchise scoring leader, Chris Bosh, to free agency last summer, the Toronto Raptors hope to do some rebuilding this off season. While refusing to give names, the team already has a clear idea of what they are looking for: Soft, European players... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Julian Assange Details Rube Goldberg ‘Insurance’ Plan

Posted by admin (#1) 850 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)

ENGLAND – WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange warns he has set up a system of Rube Goldberg machines configured to release a flood of highly damaging secret documents should anything happen to him or WikiLeaks. He said each machine in the ‘poison pill’ option was more devilishly overly engineered than the last.His lawyer Mark Stephens added that any release mechanism will on.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Al Qaeada Plan to Bombard Seasonal Shoppers with Missiles Disguised as Christmas Trees Revealed!

Posted by onlyme 877 days ago (http://www.thesleaze.co.uk)

Calls for Christmas to be Postponed on Security Grounds as Festive Terror Plot Foiled!.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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