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The UK’s border control agency, UKBA, has admitted that it might be employing illegal immigrants to trace their own movements.
Despite the use of CCTV, datametrics and Doris in the canteen who never forgets a face, many of these staff haven’t been seen for weeks.
“A lot of our employees are having to work covertly. They adopt a fake name and go deep undercover, normally around the time that.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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FOR PREVENTING THE CHILDREN & PARENTS OF MEXICAN, HISPANIC, & SOUTH AMERICAN DESCENT FROM BECOMING A BURDEN TO THE HARDWORKING AMERICAN PUBLIC, AND FURTHERMORE, PROVIDING AN ECONOMICALLY JUDICIOUS LABOR POOL WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY PAYING OFF OUR NATIONAL DEBT AND CLIMBING OUT OF OUR CURRENT ECONOMIC STAGNATION.
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Defence Secretary Liam Fox has defended his relationship with Adam Werritty by insisting that without the ability to exert power and influence, most Tories would be entirely friendless.
Fox is under pressure after using his position within the Ministry of Defence to get Mr Werritty to like him, a situation he described as ‘perfectly normal’.
He told reporters, “You know, I overheard Adam talk.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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After a letter signed by nearly 400 public health experts warned that the overhaul of the NHS in England will cause irreparable harm, Health Secretary Andrew Lansley is expected to tell the Conservative Party conference in his speech later today that their plan is working perfectly.
The letter, which says the changes represented a risk to patient care and safety, will lift the spirits of Conse.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Ed Miliband made a strong start to this year’s Labour Party conference, distancing himself from Gordon Brown’s policies by displaying the severed head of the former prime minister.
Stripped to the waist and heavily bronzed, Ed Miliband held aloft Brown’s decapitated head before shaking it at Ed Balls. As the crowd stood up to cheer, Ed made an empassioned speech.
“In hindsight, I would agree .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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A campaign being promoted through a PR company to highlight the injustice of very wealthy people paying more tax than not very wealthy people has insisted that the 50p tax rate is unpopular amongst people who pay the 50p tax rate.
Twenty leading economists, who pay the 50p tax rate, have written to the Financial Times saying the 50p tax rate paid by high earners is doing “lasting damage” to hi.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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