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Nadine Dorries is to use her belief in a two thousand year-old fairy story to bring in legislation that could prevent you from masturbating, it has emerged.
Dorries told MPs that people need proper counselling before engaging in a act that might anger her favourite invisible sky fairy.
She said, “It’s all too easy to masturbate without the proper advice these days, and many masturbators fail .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The government has revealed that it intends to transfer ownership of poor people from the public sector into private ownership with the introduction of “Social impact bonds”.
With the government seemingly harbouring the assumption that all tax payers are as jealous of those living in poverty as they are delighted about spunking billions of pounds up the wall on this months overseas conflict, a.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Executives from the major social networks, who are attending a meeting to discuss how to avoid the violent disorder that occurred earlier this month, have insisted that the best way to avoid further disturbances is by not having a Tory government.
The rioting, which took place in a number of locations around England, was on a scale not seen since the 1980′s which according to historical record.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Prime Minister David Cameron may face further disruptions to his work schedule as he tries to juggle running the country with the demands of taking lots of holidays.
Mr Cameron who was recently forced to cut short dealing with the economic crisis and rising unemployment to take charge of a relaxing break in Cornwall, has given reassurances that his ability to oversee a successful holiday will .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Tony Blair has told the rioting youth of Britain that if they really wanted to escape justice for looting a country, they should have copied him and pretended to be looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction.
The former prime minister asserted that it was his overwhelming desire to see his template for mass criminal activity rolled out to the very electorate he had first so fulsomely applied it t.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Posted by
andls 678 days ago
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Proposed Amendment to the U.S. Constitution
The Congressional Clown Amendment
“If Congress acts like clowns; they shall dress like clowns”
We, the people, hereby state that for decades U.S. elected politicians have spent all our money, passed too many stupid and restrictive regulations, interfered with our individual rights, liberties and freedoms, disregarded the U.S. Constitution and t.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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