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Vatican sacks banker after drawing line at abuse of its money

Posted by Imp (#4) 364 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The Catholic Church has finally shown just where it draws the line on the behaviour of its employees, after the Vatican bank sacked its director for not looking after the church’s money as well as it would like.

The director of the Vatican Bank, Ettore Gotti Tedeschi, has been removed from his post for “dereliction of duty”, illustrating just how quick the church is to act when someone jeopard.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Trusted Sistine Chapel Janitor Convicted Of Sexually Abusing Last 4 Popes

Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 403 days ago (http://www.theonion.com)

A funny article from the Onion revealing the sexual abuse of Popes by a janitor. What they fail to mention, however, is that the union of janitorial workers has been covering this up for many years... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Just A Funny Picture of The Pope

Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 424 days ago (Editorial)

I was going to write a funny caption to go with this, but then I decided to ask for suggestions instead. Got a good caption for this? Please leave a comment!.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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Standard and Poor’s to issue Pope Catholicism warning

Posted by Imp (#4) 536 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Standard & Poor’s are to continue their current trend of issuing blindingly obvious warnings by downgrading Pope Benedict XVI to ‘probably Catholic’.

After spending the morning reminding everyone that everything in Europe is ‘fucked to the tits’, S&P eagerly set about confirming other things that everyone is already fully aware of.

A spokesperson for S&P said, “We’ve been monitoring Pope Be.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Pope Introduces BBQ-Flavoured Wafers

Posted by admin (#1) 778 days ago (http://smew.com)

VATICAN CITY, ROME—With church attendance in decline throughout much of Western Europe and North America, the Vatican held a press conference yesterday to introduce a new line of barbecue-flavoured wafers in the hopes of attracting new parishioners. .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Pope Condemns Berlusconi Child-Free Sex Scandal

Posted by admin (#1) 835 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)

ROME – Pope Benedict XVI has broken his silence and astonishingly voiced his criticism of Silvio Berlusconi for finding himself embroiled in a sex scandal involving women and not young boys.His Holiness chose his words carefully as he expressed his disappointment in Italy’s PM, saying that “this was not the kind of sex scandal we expect from those who claim affiliation with the Cathol.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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