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The Weak : In Technology October 10th - October 16th, 2011

Posted by thegrindery (#31) 579 days ago (Editorial)

RIM Tells Developer To Get Ready For New Handsets

RIM Management personally called the last active RIM developer, Andy Rudolph, to tell him to get ready for the new RIM handsets.

“Yeah, Bob called all excited about the new 3.25-inch screen, multi-touch, and a bunch of other crap that we’ve been working with on the iPhone and Android for a couple of years. My boss is probab.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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RIM Executives Somehow Under Impression People Still Using BlackBerrys

Posted by admin (#1) 579 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)

CANADA – The founder of Research in Motion has issued an honest apology following extended service blackouts, a worrying sign that the company still think people are using BlackBerrys.An unexpected technical failure left devices across Europe, Africa and the United States unable to access email, web or messaging services for several consecutive days.The company was forced to admit a large p.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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The Weak: In Technology - September 12 - September 16, 2011

Posted by thegrindery (#31) 607 days ago (Editorial)

RIM Shareholders Ask Board Of Directors To Sell Company, Kill Selves

Research In Motion’s (RIM) Board of Directors received a no-holds-barred letter from shareholders recently requesting that they either sell the company’s intellectual property or sell the entire company altogether. The letter continued on suggesting that the company was no longer innovating and it was best to.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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The Weak: In Technology - July 25- July 29, 2011

Posted by thegrindery (#31) 656 days ago (Editorial)

Blackberry Maker RIM (Research In Motion) To Lay off 11% of Workforce
RIM CEO, Jim Balsillie delivered the somber news during a short conference on Monday.
“Unfortunately, due to the slow economy, lack of funding, and our apparent belief that technology from 1999 will regain popularity, we must experience a workforce reduction.”

Balsillie did not indicate whether these RIM j.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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