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Government hands private investors opportunity to buy poor people

Posted by Imp (#4) 634 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The government has revealed that it intends to transfer ownership of poor people from the public sector into private ownership with the introduction of “Social impact bonds”.

With the government seemingly harbouring the assumption that all tax payers are as jealous of those living in poverty as they are delighted about spunking billions of pounds up the wall on this months overseas conflict, a.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Social networks find possible link between rioting and having a Tory government

Posted by Imp (#4) 637 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Executives from the major social networks, who are attending a meeting to discuss how to avoid the violent disorder that occurred earlier this month, have insisted that the best way to avoid further disturbances is by not having a Tory government.

The rioting, which took place in a number of locations around England, was on a scale not seen since the 1980′s which according to historical record.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Prime Minister’s job could be interrupted by further holiday-making

Posted by Imp (#4) 640 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Prime Minister David Cameron may face further disruptions to his work schedule as he tries to juggle running the country with the demands of taking lots of holidays.

Mr Cameron who was recently forced to cut short dealing with the economic crisis and rising unemployment to take charge of a relaxing break in Cornwall, has given reassurances that his ability to oversee a successful holiday will .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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You should have insisted you were looking for WMDs, Blair tells rioters

Posted by Imp (#4) 641 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Tony Blair has told the rioting youth of Britain that if they really wanted to escape justice for looting a country, they should have copied him and pretended to be looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction.

The former prime minister asserted that it was his overwhelming desire to see his template for mass criminal activity rolled out to the very electorate he had first so fulsomely applied it t.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Dole Models: The unemployment crisis

Posted by thelondonite (#129) 647 days ago (Editorial)

Having a job sure is great isn’t it? Is that the alarm? Yay! It’s 7am! Dum-dee-dee. Sitting on this crowded bus is mighty swell. Oh, someone sneezed in my face. Ha ha ha! What a gas. Dum-dee-dum-dum. Where’s the quarterly sales spreadsheet? Right here boss. Five pounds for Jane’s leaving present? Gee-wiz, I only spoke to her twice, but here you go! Dee-Dee-Dum-Doe. Is that clock going backwards?.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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Local Technician Probably Never Going To Get This Back Together Correctly | The Grindery

Posted by thegrindery (#31) 647 days ago (http://www.thegrindery.com)

Staring at a pile of rubble that was, at one point, a Dell Inspiron E1505 local computer technician Mark Kowolski realizes that there is pretty much no way in hell he's ever getting this thing back together... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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