“You’ll have to pry my cold dead hands off my sweater vest,” NRA President Rick O’Shay said today as he fondled a moth-eaten woolen object that looked to be tartan plaid. “It’s been in the closet too long and we’re just glad that Santorum had the balls to pull it out. You know, this is one sweater that really stands for the right to bare arms, something we’re all for. It’s a shame that no one was.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The world has awoken today to find that everything is ok.
The New Year has begun well, say experts, Dr Dorian Fitzpatrick, Arightologist, said "most worldly problems have been sorted right out." Most people awoke and reported a sense of friendly fairness that they had not felt before.
"I awoke this morning and instead of the usual seedy morning wood and masturbating over borderline deviant.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
The New Year has begun well, say experts, Dr Dorian Fitzpatrick, Arightologist, said "most worldly problems have been sorted right out." Most people awoke and reported a sense of friendly fairness that they had not felt before.
"I awoke this morning and instead of the usual seedy morning wood and masturbating over borderline deviant.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
NORTH CAROLINA - A disabled North Carolina shoe salesman is claiming he's Herman Cain's illegitimate son. .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Polical Satire Via High Political Heresy
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George Osborne’s growth plans to focus on creating more clips of Fenton the dog
Posted by Imp (#4) 565 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
Chancellor George Osborne has announced that economic recovery will rely heavily on more people filming angry dog owners shouting ‘Jesus Christ’ at their pets.
After learning that the owner of the YouTube clip featuring Fenton the dog is now making a significant amount of money from adverts on the site, Osborne claimed it was an even easier way printing money than quantitative easing.
A Whi.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
John Major already ‘looking forward’ to Iron Lady sequel
Posted by Imp (#4) 567 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
Sir John Major has said he is looking forward to the release of a sequel to ‘The Iron Lady’, the biopic of Margaret Thatcher that hits cinemas next month.
Major, who claims to have been prime minister between 1990 and an unspecified date in 1997, admitted to ‘disappointment’ that his character had been completely cut from the first film.
“I had been waiting for what in my judgement was a co.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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