An outcry erupted last week when Principal Tyler Blackmore of Matawan-Aberdeen Middle School in New Jersey announced a no hugging policy over the school’s loudspeaker. He told approximately 900 students that they were now attending a "no hugging school.".. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Hugging Banned at New Jersey Middle School
Posted by borispsiss 55 days ago (http://blogs.findlaw.com)SEAL Team 6 Successfully Pick Up Obama Daughters From School
Posted by admin (#1) 113 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)
WASHINGTON DC – U.S. Special Operations forces have successfully picked up the president’s daughters from school in the kind of daring raid the Obama administration has said “ensures the girls get home in time for dinner”.President Obama authorized the mission by SEAL Team 6 last week when he noticed the late return of both Sasha and Malia from Sidwell Friends school “for the third or.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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A Self-Proclaimed Clever Teenager Who’s Plan To Stay In Bed Almost Worked
Posted by ghawkins101 (#57) 351 days ago (Editorial)
I told my mom that I had the devil inside of me. She said, “Oh, yeah.” I said, “Mom, you need to hire an exorcist, and I need to lay in bed, which means no school because I wouldn’t want the demon in me to show itself at school, because then I’ll be outcasted for the rest of my time there. I can’t go back to school until the exorcist is able to get the devil outta me. I can feel it mom. I ca.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Bullying Bird Mends Its Ways
Posted by weirdoddtruenews (#9) 432 days ago (http://www.metro.co.uk)
A menace Jackdaw who has been divebombing young school children and generally making a menace of himself has mended his ways after making a new friend.
The Jackdaw, now named Jack, took an instant shine to schoolboy Emmanuel and now the two are inseparable - the bird has even moved into the families home.
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The Jackdaw, now named Jack, took an instant shine to schoolboy Emmanuel and now the two are inseparable - the bird has even moved into the families home.
Check out the full story and a picture of the two together by following the link to th.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
School of Hard Knocks Set To Increase Tuition Fees
Posted by admin (#1) 462 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)
ENGLAND – In a blow to students of life, a leaked report has revealed the School of Hard Knocks has ‘all but agreed’ to charge the maximum level of tuition fees possible.Hard Knocks- whose motto reads: “scilicet a scratch ingredior is off” (“It Is Just A Scratch Walk It Off”) – is regarded as the leading institution for life’s negatives experience. The propsed fees repre.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Fragile X-Factor wannabe from Malvern, Cher Lloyd was described by an ex schoolfriend as being a rat-faced pikey bully girl last night.Glenda Sloot, 17, also from Malvern described how the vulnerable looking singer was a nightmare at school."..... VIEW STORY PAGE |
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