HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for rhythm and blues reggae singer Bruno Mars has just announced that the Honolulu native has just signed to appear in a motion picture.The science fiction musical titled Doo-Wops & Hooligans will also star popular..... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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Vile propaganda masquerading as scientific research, claiming that bacon is in some way unhealthy, has thrown the future of the delicious meat treat into doubt.
Evil scientists, hellbent on ruining the enjoyment of the heavenly pork product, have sunk to the very depths of inhumanity by claiming that the tastiest food known to humankind can have a negative impact upon the heal.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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NASA has hailed the discovery of an ‘earth-sized’ planet orbiting a star 0.0 light-years away, and have suggested there is a ’73% or greater’ chance it could support intelligent life.
The planet is located near the ‘Goldilocks zone’, a distance from a star thought to be ‘just right’ for sustaining organisms capable of discovering porridge.
But some scientists claim the planet is unlikely to.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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As scientists prepare to announce their findings on the Higgs Boson particle, people across the country are surprisingly interested to hear what they have to say.
Despite being very, very small and extremely confusing, the Higgs Boson is well-known in most households. The tiny object has had more column inches than a Scottish panda, but only a handful of journalists are prepared to admit that .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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Budget airline Ryanair has stolen a march on the competition by offering discount flights to newly discovered Earth-like planet Kepler 22-b, flying into Kepler 22-b Luton airport.
Kepler 22-b is about 2.4 times the size of Earth and at a temperature of 22C it is likely to be more welcoming than a number of the shitholes Ryanair currently flies to.
Chief Executive Michael O’Leary said, “It i.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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Scientists ranking planets in our universe based on the chances they could support intelligent life and provide a hospitable living environment, have placed Earth below one of Saturn’s moons in 73rd position.
Among the most habitable alien worlds were Saturn’s moon Titan and the exoplanet Gliese 581g – neither of which are said to have any reality television whatsoever.
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