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Campaign calls for home-brewing to be added to Scottish school curriculum

Posted by Imp (#5) 10 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

As plans were unveiled for a minimum 50p charge per unit of alcohol in Scotland, residents have insisted that in return they’d like home-brewing to become a key skill for all young Scots.

The price move is seen as a way of combating the desire of Scottish people to drink to the point where they no longer realise they’re in Scotland.
The change will see even the rankest four pack of beer costi.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Doggie Depression Or Maddening Mink?

Posted by weirdoddtruenews (#9) 95 days ago (http://en.wikipedia.org)

Suicide spots are a well known phenomenon. Many cities around the world have them - sad, quiet and lonely places where people who have lost all hope go to end their lives.

But although we are all familiar with the idea of a suicide spot for humans, did you know that there is also a bridge in Scotland where many hundreds of dogs have reportedly leaped to their deaths?

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Cameron to convince Scotland to vote for independence by arguing against it

Posted by Imp (#5) 97 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Prime Minister David Cameron is to use a speech in Edinburgh to convince Scotland to vote for independence by outlining why a posh Etonian thinks they shouldn’t.

Mr Cameron, who is about as popular in Scotland as exercise, is to launch what he calls a positive vision for the UK union despite making the speech in a country that couldn’t give the remotest shit what he thinks.
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Scottish football breaks laws of physics by becoming even more predictable

Posted by Imp (#5) 99 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Scottish football has broken all known laws of physics by becoming even more predictable due to Rangers’ 10 point deduction for entering administration.

Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle states that whilst it is possible to know that the Old Firm will definitely always be the top two in the Scottish Premier League, there is a fundamental limit with which the accuracy of their final positions .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Alex Salmond Nazi Spoof Video

Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 129 days ago (http://www.youtube.com)

In the latest episode of the mainstream UK media's war against satire Labour MP Tom Harris has been forced to resign from his job as the party's new media advisor for creating the video and uploading it to youtube.

I know a good bit of righteous indignation can be fun, but surely there have got to be limits people?!.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Dietitians urge Scots to adopt English diet of pasties on motorways

Posted by Imp (#5) 203 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Dietitians claim up to 4,000 lives a year could be saved in Scotland, if people adopted ‘a more English’ diet of hastily consumed pre-packed service station pastries.

People have reacted angrily to the latest attack on Scottish cuisine and the report’s writers are braced for a battering.
“The English tradition of arriving two hours late for a meeting with flakes of pastry and carrot all down .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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