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LOS ANGELES - Tiger Woods ex-wife Elin Nordegren was reportedly spotted at The Santa Monica Pier wearing a Los Angeles Lakers shirt and a pair of fuchsia colored shorts shorts and according to several tourists Elin never looked prettier, sexier, or r..... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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'News just in from The Daily Pygmy news desk - Tiger Woods has revealed the hitherto secret formula he used to beat his sex addiction: carrying this photo of Sarah Jessica Parker around in his wallet as an emergency cure for uncontrollable sexual urges.'

(Cruel I know, but seriously Jessica, eat a bacon butty or two: they're delicious and they'll go a long way to helping you look a bit less li.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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"So your wife dies, and, of course, you're all sad and stuff. But a dude has needs, amirite? Good news, Egyptian necromantics, your parliament is considering passage of a law that would allow men to legally engage in pre-casket coitus with their dead wives within six hours of death (after six hours it's just gross)." - WTF?! I mean wow, seriously this is the craziest news story that I've read i.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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COLOMBIA – In a shock fiscal move, Colombian sex workers have downgraded the credit rating of the United States after the inability of Secret Service agents to secure required funding to cover a $47 charge.
The downgrade is a major embarrassment for the U.S. and could see the cost of sex services – including basic foreplay – rise significantly for United States citizens travelling to South Ameri.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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After a 23 year-old man was sentenced to five years for raping a 19 year-old woman, various news outlets have begun pondering how it might affect the League One promotion run-in.

The man, who had previously been well-known for his predatory skills on the football pitch received the jail sentence as a result of his predatory skills off it.
Football statisticians have been frantically checking .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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