Facebook is today launching its Initial Public Offering, selling shares at $38 and somehow valuing the morons who fill your newsfeed with poorly articulated tedious updates at approximately $120 each.
With a market value of $108bn, Facebook is apparently somehow under the impression that each of their 900 million users is worth more than an iPod shuffle.
Facebook user Simon Williams said, “I co.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Facebook somehow valuing your moron friends at over $100 each
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The Day I Got My Coup On
Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 100 days ago (http://itunes.apple.com)An Absurd Story And A Review
When I was asked to write a review of a new coupon app for android and iphones I decided to take my job seriously. A little bit too seriously, you might say. I became a man with a mission. I was going to get my coup on. And that meant I needed chickens. Lots of chickens.
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Book Review: Nitt Witt Hill By Sebastian Gibson
Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 107 days ago (http://www.nittwitthill.com)American politics is dominated by Clowns, Turkeys, and Nitt Witts. With the rhetoric cranking up on both sides, tensions are quickly mounting and coming to a head. The whole country seems to be going crazy and many people believe that there is only one thing which can make things right – every woman in the country must take off her bra. But that’s enough about American politics, I’ve got a book t.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Dickens biographers ‘lack ability to understand modern children’
Posted by Imp (#5) 108 days ago (http://newsthump.com)Modern children have slammed the short attention span of Dickens biographers, claiming some can’t watch more than a few minutes of Nickelodeon without losing the will to live.
With their ability to use tablets, smartphones and interactive TVs, children today are used to consuming several different types of media at once.
But while some children have managed to sit through most of ‘The Muppe.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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