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Latest banking scandal arrests expected to total 0

Posted by Imp (#4) 323 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

After Barclays Bank were found guilty of trying to manipulate the interest rates at which banks lend to each other, the number of people facing arrest for highly immoral activity within the banking sector is expected to stay at zero.

With other banks facing similar investigations for interest rate rigging it is believed that 0 arrests could indeed stay at 0 arrests for the foreseeable future. .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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FSA finds banks guilty of 3 cups 1 ball scam

Posted by Imp (#4) 323 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The Financial Services Authority says that banks have been involved in the widespead use of a confidence trick in which customers wage money to guess the location of ball that is randomly placed underneath 1 of 3 cups.

The latest case of serious malpractice at the UK’s banks involved employees placing the ball under one of the cups and quickly shuffling them around. The customer would then be .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Facebook Tests New Timeline Design

Posted by almostnews (#8) 362 days ago (Editorial)

Facebook is looking to change how personal profiles appear on its new Timeline design, according to reports. The new timeline would include more specific “on-point” information about users, and would replace the unpopular Timeline layout that is currently in use.

After watching their stock's plummet recently, the company looked to renovate into an "accessible information" business plan. Their .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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Facebook somehow valuing your moron friends at over $100 each

Posted by Imp (#4) 365 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Facebook is today launching its Initial Public Offering, selling shares at $38 and somehow valuing the morons who fill your newsfeed with poorly articulated tedious updates at approximately $120 each.
With a market value of $108bn, Facebook is apparently somehow under the impression that each of their 900 million users is worth more than an iPod shuffle.
Facebook user Simon Williams said, “I co.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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