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Vatican sacks banker after drawing line at abuse of its money

Posted by Imp (#4) 360 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The Catholic Church has finally shown just where it draws the line on the behaviour of its employees, after the Vatican bank sacked its director for not looking after the church’s money as well as it would like.

The director of the Vatican Bank, Ettore Gotti Tedeschi, has been removed from his post for “dereliction of duty”, illustrating just how quick the church is to act when someone jeopard.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Facebook Tests New Timeline Design

Posted by almostnews (#8) 362 days ago (Editorial)

Facebook is looking to change how personal profiles appear on its new Timeline design, according to reports. The new timeline would include more specific “on-point” information about users, and would replace the unpopular Timeline layout that is currently in use.

After watching their stock's plummet recently, the company looked to renovate into an "accessible information" business plan. Their .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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Facebook somehow valuing your moron friends at over $100 each

Posted by Imp (#4) 365 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Facebook is today launching its Initial Public Offering, selling shares at $38 and somehow valuing the morons who fill your newsfeed with poorly articulated tedious updates at approximately $120 each.
With a market value of $108bn, Facebook is apparently somehow under the impression that each of their 900 million users is worth more than an iPod shuffle.
Facebook user Simon Williams said, “I co.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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