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Facebook Leads Breakthrough In Sexual Equality

Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 801 days ago (http://www.dailymail.co.uk)

Sexual equality campaigners have today hailed the role of facebook in helping to bring about a new era of equal opportunities for women.

"In the past" one campaigner told us "stalking was an exclusively male pastime. That's because women just didn't posses the physical presence to harass men in this way, and were often too scared to make the transition from slightly creepy behaviour into outr.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Fred Goodwin super injunction forgot to prevent his identification as a ‘devious prick’

Posted by Imp (#4) 803 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The super injunction obtained by former RBS Chief Executive Fred Goodwin which prevents him being identified as a ‘banker’ has accidentally left the door open for everyone to continue referring to him as a ‘devious prick’.
News of the super injunction broke today after his lawyers admitted they also forgot to block anyone making reference to him as a ‘pompous arsehole’ and ‘despicable shit’.
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Tesco launches Value Dating website

Posted by Imp (#4) 805 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

In response to Asda’s new online dating website, Tesco has responded by launching it’s own no-frills opportunity for those shoppers looking to copulate on a budget.
Asda’s service will seek to match couples on the basis of the their shopping habits, whereas Tesco’s Value Dating site will strip back the online dating experience by merely asking if you’re willing to have sex.
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Camelot refused permission to give non-gamblers the thrill of perpetual weekly losses

Posted by Imp (#4) 811 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

National Lottery operator Camelot has been refused permission to give non-gamblers the thrilling experience of helplessly throwing their money away on a regular basis whilst trying to pay bills or top up mobile phones.
The National Lottery Commission (NLC) said it had ‘serious concerns’ that those too sensible to believe they had any chance of hitting a fourteen million-to-one shot would be clog.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Breaking News: Obama daughters not on Facebook!

Posted by admin (#1) 832 days ago (http://www.thescooptimes.com)

WASHINGTON: The two young daughters of US President Barack Obama are not on popular social networking site Facebook with their mother feeling that it’s not something they need right now, reveals a Breaking News exclusive to world’s number 1 news channel TimesNow. Anchoring the Newshour show, Arnab Goswami announced the breaking news in presence of Susmit Patel, the social media expe.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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HMV urged to try selling things that people still give a shit about

Posted by Imp (#4) 867 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Ailing music retailer HMV has been urged to start selling things that people can’t get instant access to, far more cheaply, on the Internet.
After announcing a poor trading period over Christmas and the closure of 60 stores, HMV is looking for reasons why people don’t seem keen to go out in the cold and pay through the nose for a compact disc they’re only going to digitise anyway.
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