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Jury Sentences Carlos The Jackal To Spend Life In NHS Nursing Home

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FRANCE – A local court has convicted the international terrorist known as Carlos the Jackal and sentenced him to life in an NHS operated nursing home without parole.The Venezuelan-born criminal, whose real name is Ilich Ramirez Sanchez had expected to receive a softer sentencing option of life imprisonment.To the surprise of many in the courtroom, a jury went for the maximum punishment, con.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Herman Cain Quits Presidential Race To Spend More Time Making Families

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GEORGIA – Republican presidential nominee Herman Cain has confirmed he will be suspending his campaign with immediate effect so he could spend more time “making families”.#Mr Cain said continued allegations of sexual impropriety were reminders he had neglected his domestic duties and will now switch his full attention back to creating families in all 50 states.“Frankly I had for.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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