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Conspiracy theorists have today insisted that the Mars500 simulation at a Moscow Institute never took place, and that the participants never even went near a Mars mission simulation.
Six men today ‘returned’ from the mission, in which they were completely isolated from the outside world, a claim refuted by leading conspiracy theorists.
Conspiracy advocate William Davies told us, “Do you hav.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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After a study showed that summer-born children were at an academic and professional disadvantage throughout their lives, people everywhere were introduced to a whole new world of potential insults.
The study showed they were three-times more likely to be ‘below average’ academically, and 20% less likely to piss away their loan at a top university.
October-born Simon Williams told us, “I knew .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Technology:Motorola Bringing Razr Back. No, seriously.
Motorola, high on their success with Android smart-phones, has decided to take their profits down a notch and re-release the Motorola Razr.
Board members quickly recovered from a hearty laugh when Motorola CEO, Sanjay Jha, reported the news on Monday. The room them went dead quiet and one board member stared at Jha, co.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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A joint venture between Boeing, General Motors, and the FAA has been suspended indefinitely as administrators address safety concerns and review their current testing approach... VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The experiment, to test the theory that an infinite number of monkeys hitting keys at random on an infinite number of keyboards would eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare is being carried out by US organ grinder Jesse Anderson.
“Obviously getting my hands on infinite monkeys was always going to be a tall order, and I’ve only got two typewriters, but they’d knocked up Honour Amo.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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In a surprising move Cambridge University has announced that they will be offering a degree in Creation Science. Creationists from all over are tout..... VIEW STORY PAGE |
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