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Posted by Imp (#4) 344 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
England manager Roy Hodgson has urged the Liverpool players amongst his 23-man squad not to recapture the form that they showed last season as England prepare to face France in their opening match at Euro 2012 later today.
With England’s starting eleven expected to feature Glen Johnson, Steven Gerrard and Stewart Downing, and with striker Andy Carroll on the bench as a non-impact substitute, H.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Fans of Blackburn Rovers are facing charges of animal cruelty after forcing a chicken to endure the humiliation of wearing a Blackburn Rovers football shirt.
The Chicken was subjected to the ordeal during yesterday’s game against Wigan, in which Blackburn were relegated to the Championship.
The chicken was eventually rescued by an RSPCA officer, who took the distressed bird for counselling wi.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Posted by Imp (#4) 390 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
John Terry has used a similar defence to Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt to justify his sending off in last night’s game against Barcelona, by insisting that he did nothing wrong despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
“It doesn’t look good,” admitted the Chelsea captain.
“It might look like I’m violently driving my knee into Alexis Sanchez, but hopefully the people out there who know me, .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
After a 23 year-old man was sentenced to five years for raping a 19 year-old woman, various news outlets have begun pondering how it might affect the League One promotion run-in.
The man, who had previously been well-known for his predatory skills on the football pitch received the jail sentence as a result of his predatory skills off it.
Football statisticians have been frantically checking .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Posted by Imp (#4) 400 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
Diving prodigy Tom Daley looks set to score gold at this summer’s London Olympics, after coaches revealed that Manchester United’s England winger Ashley Young has agreed to partner him in the synchronised diving event.
Young has drawn plaudits from diving professionals throughout Europe for his recent displays, and Olympic coaches are keen to see his talents utilised in London this summer.
Co.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Posted by Imp (#4) 462 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
Manchester City outcast Carlos Tevez has spoken out against the treatment he received from the club, after being physically struck with a house shoe for trying lick his own genitals in front of the fire.
Tevez claimed that being treated like a dog also extended to having his nose rubbed in it whenever he shat on the changing room floor.
He told reporters, “They dragged me over to the turd by .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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