Best Satire Stories For: sports
Fans of Blackburn Rovers are facing charges of animal cruelty after forcing a chicken to endure the humiliation of wearing a Blackburn Rovers football shirt.
The Chicken was subjected to the ordeal during yesterday’s game against Wigan, in which Blackburn were relegated to the Championship.
The chicken was eventually rescued by an RSPCA officer, who took the distressed bird for counselling wi.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Police and Olympic officials have been searching for a battery of surface-to-air missiles that had been installed on London rooftops in order to safeguard the games.
It is thought that the missiles, or ‘Boris Bombs,’ were taken for scrap metal, the value of which has rocketed in the past year.
A resident of the flats below, Jed Ahmed said “there were some dodgy blokes with a lorry going up an.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The same journalists who mocked England manager Roy Hodgson for his speech impediment were weminded today that many of them face pwosecution and a vawiety of pwison scenawios, many of which include bum-wape.
Wape is unfortunately vewy common in pwison and has been depicted in many films such as the Shawshank Wedemption and Amewican History X – a particularly wough one fwom behind that didn’t wea.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Surface-to-air missiles could be deployed at five sites across London to ensure that any devastation caused by airborne terrorist attacks don’t affect the Olympic games, only the surrounding areas inhabited by people that don’t have tickets.
Exercise Olympic Guardian is being held this week to see if it is possible to stop a plane falling out of the sky by blowing it back upwards.
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Bernie Ecclestone has succeeded in his objective to bring the people of Bahrain together – by uniting them in their shared indifference towards millionaire playboys in bright coloured helmets.
The Force India team was caught up in a protest as angry rioters failed to care in the slightest when their vehicle was almost hit by petrol bombs yesterday.
One protestor confirmed, “We don’t deny that.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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After a 23 year-old man was sentenced to five years for raping a 19 year-old woman, various news outlets have begun pondering how it might affect the League One promotion run-in.
The man, who had previously been well-known for his predatory skills on the football pitch received the jail sentence as a result of his predatory skills off it.
Football statisticians have been frantically checking .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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